It was your standard Raptors game; solid first half, up ten after three quarters, questionable coaching, late-game implosion, another close loss. Rapception. The highlights, in case you need them:
This has happened so many times, that it’s becoming difficult for me to find new ways to post my thoughts on the Raptors’ 2012-2013 bumblings. So in the interest of keeping things fresh around here, I offer you a series of haikus inspired by tonight’s game.
Bargnani is back.
It seems coming off the bench
Suits him much better.
I think that Garnett
And the rapper DMX
Are long-lost brothers.
Nothing in the world
Will wreck your offensive flow
Quite like John Lucas.
Dear coach Dwayne Casey:
Why is Alan Anderson
Playing in the fourth?
Did we really think
That acquiring Rudy Gay
Would mean the 8th seed?
You’re welcome, Boston.
