Posts Tagged ‘Dwayne Casey’
Tags: Dwayne Casey, Monkey Business, Optimism
Tags: Aaron Gray, Alan Anderson, Andrea Bargnani, DeMar DeRozan, Dunks, Dwayne Casey, Quincy Acy
The dunk is beautiful of course, but watch it a few times to appreciate the following:
- Alan Anderson (top of the screen) dances back on defence.
- Coach Casey is obviously upset that no foul was called.
- Quincy Acy gives the old “scuze me while I hump the sky”.
- Aaron Gray stays seated for a second, before realizing what just happened.
- Bargnani (bottom of the screen) just looks lonely throughout the whole play.
Tags: Amir Johnson, Dwayne Casey, John Lucas, Jose Calderon, Mickael Pietrus, Raptors Review, Rudy Gay, Warriors
Record: 18-32 (4-6 over the past 10)
Low point: Saying goodbye to Jose Calderon.
High point: Saying hello to Rudy Gay, as he comes off the bench with 20 points in a 98-73 rout of the Clippers.
Stuff I’ve Noticed:
- Having John Lucas as your backup point guard is like having a cardboard box as your backup airbag.
- I’m not sure if Mickael Pietrus used to play for the Raptors, or if I dreamed it.
- There should be some kind of “handicap” when teams like the Raptors play against top-level teams. Like maybe we get to pick one of their players, and that player has to wear oven mitts for the whole game.
“I’m tired of this. I’m tired of losing games because of missed calls at the end of the game. I know the league’s going to come down on me but I don’t care.”
-Dwayne Casey’s $25 000 comment after losing to the Hawks on January 30th.
Tags: Andrea Bargnani, Blown Lead, Celtics, Dwayne Casey, John Lucas, Rapception
It was your standard Raptors game; solid first half, up ten after three quarters, questionable coaching, late-game implosion, another close loss. Rapception. The highlights, in case you need them:
This has happened so many times, that it’s becoming difficult for me to find new ways to post my thoughts on the Raptors’ 2012-2013 bumblings. So in the interest of keeping things fresh around here, I offer you a series of haikus inspired by tonight’s game.
Bargnani is back.
It seems coming off the bench
Suits him much better.
I think that Garnett
And the rapper DMX
Are long-lost brothers.
Nothing in the world
Will wreck your offensive flow
Quite like John Lucas.
Dear coach Dwayne Casey:
Why is Alan Anderson
Playing in the fourth?
Did we really think
That acquiring Rudy Gay
Would mean the 8th seed?
You’re welcome, Boston.
Tags: Aaron Gray, Alan Anderson, Amir Johnson, Andrea Bargnani, DeMar DeRozan, Dwayne Casey, Ed Davis, John Lucas, Jonas Valanciunas, Jose Calderon, Kyle Lowry, Landry Fields, Linas Kleiza, Mickael Pietrus, Quincy Acy, Terrence Ross
Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached the midway point of the season. A variety of publications have released their “mid-term report cards” on the Raptors, which kind of made me feel bad for the Raps. A lot of them weren’t exactly the type of reports you’d want to put up on the fridge.
I know, I know, I spend a lot of time making fun of the Raptors. But like that parent who just can’t see how ugly and stupid their kid is, I’m an eternal optimist with this team. They’re all…special…in their own way.
|Player||TSN says…||The National Post says…||Yeah, but…|
“Has to cut down on blown defensive assignments.”
“Has been a willing learner.”
“It is difficult to get past Anderson’s accuracy from the field.”
“His laconic play has finally soured the front office on him.”
“Ineffective offensively and regressed defensively.”
|Looking slick in a suit: A+|
“His leadership has been invaluable.”
“Struggled badly in his 15 games as Kyle Lowry’s backup.”
|Ability to grow 5-o’clock shadow before noon: A+|
|Being a revelation: A+|
“His play has fallen off dramatically.”
“His defense remains a mystifying negative.”
|Having capital letters in his name: A+|
“His jumpshot has remained horrendous.”
“Still digging out of an early-season hole.”
|Bearing an uncanny resemblance to Drake: A+|
“Rebounding, his one great strength, has been missing all year.”
“Has not been of much use.”
|Looking confused: A+|
“Still struggles to guard his position one-on-one.”
“Johnson’s ceiling is limited, but he has maximized his ability.”
|Hairstyle choices: A+|
“Cannot replicate (or even approximate) his international effectiveness.”
“Has been totally ineffective.”
|Being one of two Lithuanians I can name: A+|
“Biggest disappointment of the season so far.”
“Lowry’s play has varied wildly.”
|Making me nervous in close games: A+|
|John Lucas III||C-
“Doesn’t offer enough elsewhere to offset his lack of scoring.”
“Started off the year on a tremendous cold streak.”
|Being more famous than John Lucas I or II: A+|
“Doesn’t have it in him to contribute to an NBA team like he used to.”
|Keeping knee doctors in business: A+|
“He needs to shoot much better and learn to pass more often.”
“Flashes of brilliance to go along with complete no-shows.”
|Potential to be the third Raptor to lose a dunk contest: A+|
“Fouls far too much.”
“Perhaps the Raptors’ worst defensive player.”
|Looking absolutely nothing like his bobble-head doll: A+|
“Has relied a little too much on his veterans.”
|Having gone from coaching a championship team to the Raptors without killing himself: A+|
Tags: Dwayne Casey, Jose Calderon, Kyle Lowry, Trail Blazers
As road trips go, it’s not one the Raptors will want to remember.
Following a win at home against Phoenix on the last day of November, the Raptor family was on a high, feeling relatively good about their big trip out west. They piled in the car, loaded up the suitcases, and Papa Casey asked if anyone had to use the bathroom before they left.
What followed was a hot, frustrating, disappointing family vacation of epic proportions. They argued over directions, Jose and Kyle were constantly bugging each other in the back seat, and the a/c stopped working shortly after Hamilton.
When the dust settled and the rusty Raptormobile sputtered back into the driveway, the numbers weren’t pretty: 5 straight losses, an average of 109 points allowed, and a rebound differential of -42. In last night’s horrible finale, the opposing Trail Blazers set a record for worst 3-point shooting (0 for 20), and still beat the Raptors by 18 points!
But hey, it could have been worse. It took a bit of digging, but I managed to find a few road trips that make this one seem not quite so bad:
- Napoleon’s trip to Russia in 1812. He set out with about 400 000 soldiers. About 1% made it back. So by comparison, Toronto’s trip wasn’t so bad; we only lost Bargnani and Lowry to injury, and Amir Johnson to apparent insanity.
- The movie “Crossroads” starring Britney Spears. Released in 2002, this road-trip-themed stinker was supposed to be Britney’s transition to the big screen. One reviewer’s take: “I never looked at my watch so often during a movie.” At least the Raptors’ road trip was entertaining.
- Andrew Thomas’ failed Orlando crime spree. In 2010, Thomas was frustrated that he couldn’t buy individual cigarettes from a 7-Eleven. He decided to stick it to the man by robbing every convenience store in sight, armed with a BB gun. Unfortunately, he left his driver’s license on the counter at the first place he robbed. Police caught him quickly.
So, all in all, it could have been worse. But it’s a safe bet that the team is relieved to be back home for an extended home stand to close out 2012. And 2012, make no mistake, is a year all Raptor fans will be happy to see fade into the rearview mirror.
Are we there yet?
Tags: Andrea Bargnani, Dwayne Casey, Mickael Pietrus, Raptors Review
Record: 4-16 (1-9 over the past 10)
Low point: Back-to-back 1-point losses against weak teams. (Bobcats and Pistons.)
High point: Welcoming aboard Mickael Pietrus. No disrespect to Dominic McGuire, but that hole at small forward was big enough to drive an Oliver Miller through.
Stuff I’ve Noticed:
- A fun drinking game for designated drivers: take a drink every time Andrea Bargnani appears remotely interested in the game. You will be stone-cold sober.
- Speaking of Bargnani, I think Dwane Casey might have sold his soul to Bargs in exchange for guaranteeing him playing time down the stretch, regardless of how he’s playing.
- If the Spurs can be fined $250 000 for “doing the fans a disservice” by sitting their best players and putting a sub-par team on the court, the Raptors owe the league, by my count, approximately $86 trillion in back payments.